codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via lakitkat)

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

(via thinkforever)

miamighostlights:

gundamnjack:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

(via dreamingdemu)

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

(Source: sell-out-my-funeral, via cosmic-peach)

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

(via mikaze-sexual)